Big Beautiful Ballroooms

The President of the United States said that a big, beautiful ballroom would be the most secure place to keep people safe. I agree wholeheartedly with his assertion. In a country plagued by repeated acts of gun violence and threats of harm, safety should be an utmost priority for all citizens.

Therefore, I propose we build big, beautiful ballrooms in every public school to keep our children safe. Imagine every public school equipped with a ballroom — an impenetrable refuge — a secure sanctuary where students can learn and thrive without fear. 

Thank you, Mr. President, for offering such a bold idea.

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