{"id":2608,"date":"2025-09-21T19:54:36","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T19:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/?p=2608"},"modified":"2026-09-01T03:51:58","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T03:51:58","slug":"best-interests-in-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/best-interests-in-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Interests In Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-1 wp-block-paragraph\">My roommate Rich says, \u201cYou know, some people criticize the president for being selfish and uncaring, but it\u2019s not true.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-2 wp-block-paragraph\">I raise my eyebrows at his assertion. \u201cOh?\u201d I say.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes, he has everyone\u2019s best interests in mind. I\u2019ll prove it. Here\u2019s what he told the reporters who accompanied him on the flight back to America:\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI wish you all a safe flight today. You know why I say that? Only because I\u2019m on the flight with you.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou see,\u201d Rich says, suppressing a smirk, \u201cHe wished them a safe flight, and only an unselfish, caring person would do that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My roommate Rich says, \u201cYou know, some people criticize the president for being selfish and uncaring, but it\u2019s not true.\u201d\u00a0 I raise my eyebrows at his assertion. \u201cOh?\u201d I say. \u201cYes, he has everyone\u2019s best interests in mind. I\u2019ll prove it. Here\u2019s what he told the reporters who accompanied him on the flight back to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[20,26],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-2608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-satire","tag-drabble"],"blocksy_meta":{"styles_descriptor":{"styles":{"desktop":"","tablet":"","mobile":""},"google_fonts":[],"version":7}},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Best-Interests-In-Mind.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2608"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4139,"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2608\/revisions\/4139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}