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In a parallel universe, President Daniel Triumph was holding a press conference. A reporter asked if he was concerned about terrorist sleeper cells activating after the bombing of Iranizbad. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The President responded: \u201cOur dumb former president, \u2018Sleepy Joe Lyin\u2019, let a lot of supercells into our country. He was incompetent and senile, and didn\u2019t know what he was doing, and he should be tried for treason. Hopefully, we will take care of these supercells before they cause problems. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Puzzled by the answer, the reporter followed up: \u201cDo you mean sleeper cells, Mr. President?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Triumph sneered. \u201cWhat a stupid question, coming from a D-List reporter like you. Nobody is sleeping. They\u2019re super cells, not sleeper cells. Don\u2019t you know the difference? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The reporter did know the difference, and he inwardly snickered at the irony of President Triumph calling the former president \u201cdumb\u201d while confusing thunderstorm supercells with terrorist sleeper cells.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perhaps the President is better at reading weather reports than understanding geopolitics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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