{"id":2016,"date":"2025-04-19T16:33:50","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T16:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/?p=2016"},"modified":"2026-09-02T04:01:53","modified_gmt":"2026-09-02T04:01:53","slug":"fit-for-a-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twistytales.com\/staging\/fit-for-a-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Fit for a King"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Chop. Chop. Chop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Ouch, that hurts! I look down at my trunk to see men standing at the base. One man is swinging a large ax at me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Chop. Chop. Chop.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">With each bite of the ax, I feel the sting, and I see wood chips fly. The men are talking. \u201cThis is a tough old tree,\u201d says one man. \u201cStrong and sturdy,\u201d says another, \u201cfit for a king.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I ponder the words, \u201cfit for a king.\u201d I am the King of Trees in these woods; no tree stands taller or more majestic than I. No tree has prettier blossoms in the Spring, or more vibrant colors in the Fall. Surely, I am fit for a king.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m happy. A surge of pride and excitement spreads from my trunk to my limbs, and through my canopy of leaves. I will be in the King\u2019s palace! Maybe they will make me into a throne. Or a bed frame, where the King sleeps every night.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Chop. Chop. Chop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I look down at the men below. They are half done cutting through my base. I shake a little more with each strike of the ax.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Chop. Chop. Chop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m sad. My life is being cut short. For what purpose? To be made into a piece of furniture? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I will no longer be the envy of every other tree around. I will no longer provide cooling shade to those who pass by. I am the King of Trees! Why must I be sacrificed for another king?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">One man says, \u201cThis tree will make strong posts and crossbeams.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m happy again. They will make me into crossbeams to support the palace roof, and posts to frame the walls. I am strong and perfect for this. Can there be a more honored place in the king&#8217;s palace?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Chop. Chop. Chop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I shake more now, and my leaves fall like tears. Only a few more swings and I will fall to the ground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHurry!\u201d shouts one man. \u201cWe can\u2019t keep him waiting.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWho?\u201d asks another.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe king,\u201d he answers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCaesar is our king,\u201d rings out a voice. \u201cIs this tree for him?\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIt\u2019s for the one they call the King of the Jews,\u201d he says. \u201cThis Jesus fellow everyone has been talking about. This man they call a prophet, teacher, and healer. This rebel who dares defy Caesar.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Chop. Chop. Chop.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTonight,\u201d the man continues, \u201cwe will crucify this king on this tree with those criminals. Worthless scum, all.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">The men laugh, their mocking voices filling the air with scorn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Pain deeper than the ax pierces my heart. \u201cCrucify?\u201d I cry. \u201cOh, no! Please God, don\u2019t let them make me into a cross!\u201d&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">The men ignore my pleas. The ax continues its relentless attack as I shake in terror.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Chop. Chop\u2026Crack!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I fall through the air in slow motion as time seems to stop. I hit the ground with a thunderous crash; the ground trembles like a mighty earthquake.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I lie there, helpless. I feel the life force ebb out of me as the men strip my branches, limbs, and leaves.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">My thoughts blur and dim. Am I not meant for something greater than this? To be made into a vile cross? To crucify a king? Will my sacrifice be in vain?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">In my fading consciousness, somehow, suddenly, I know. This has been my destiny all along. My life\u2019s purpose. I was created for this.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Tonight, I, the King of Trees, will lift this man high for the world to see. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">The King of Kings. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">The Savior of the World.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chop. Chop. Chop. Ouch, that hurts! I look down at my trunk to see men standing at the base. One man is swinging a large ax at me. Chop. Chop. Chop.&nbsp; With each bite of the ax, I feel the sting, and I see wood chips fly. 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