My roommate Rich says, “You know, some people criticize the president for being selfish and uncaring, but it’s not true.”
I raise my eyebrows at his assertion. “Oh?” I say.
“Yes, he has everyone’s best interests in mind. I’ll prove it. Here’s what he told the reporters who accompanied him on the flight back to America:”
“I wish you all a safe flight today. You know why I say that? Only because I’m on the flight with you.”
“You see,” Rich says, suppressing a smirk, “He wished them a safe flight, and only an unselfish, caring person would do that.”
